People need to let off a little steam every now and then. That’s what HazyRants is all about. Daily life has a funny way of planting “annoying seeds” in our minds. These seeds grow very fast and by the end of the day we have migraine bushes poking out of our ears. If you have a migraine bush that you need to trim back, feel free to comment and throw your rant in as well.
Today’s rant: I am a mailman. I carry a mail bag and have a mailman uniform with a mailman hat and alllllll the mailman accessories. Why is it then, that when I walk into a business and hand the owner their mail, they look at me, confused and bewildered and ask me, “Are you the mailman?” Are you kidding me? Who else would I be? “No ma’am. I’m just a guy that got reallly realllly bored today and thought it would be a good idea to go to the post office, dress up like this, ask for your mail, then deliver it to you. Good catch though. I almost had you fooled.
Please people. I know we live in a world of skepticism, but when you see a duck, it’s probably a duck. And if a man, in uniform or not, hands you the mail, don’t question him. He is either the mailman, or he beat up the mailman to give you your mail. Either way, just smile and say, “Thank you.”
That’s my rant for today. I look forward to tormorrow’s “annoying seeds” to sprout out another bush of head pain. Until then, I will sleep easily with mine nicely trimmed. Goodnight.
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